My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
Totally! I shall post my review of the movie after I watch it tonight!
The Harris-Burtka family in their halloween costumes.
DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE.
why do all the women on hair dye boxes look like they just farted and they’re trying to blame it on you
Logan Henderson Back Dimple Appreciation
Wake up in the morning:
Getting ready for school:
Walking into school:
Sitting in class:
Classes after lunch:
In the car on the way to the venue:
Walking to my seats and seeing everyone with seats that aren’t as good:
At the concert when people try to shove in front of me:
When the boys sing:
On the way home:
Same here, but with ATL…oh wait I’ve never seen them live…SHIT
You listen in on their convo like a creeper.
Someone calls them stupid.
They turn and look at you like:
and you’re just like:
Then they’re like:
You give them a look.
But before you go all:
The class peacemaker comes along:
and everyone looks at them:
But when they say some good things,
Then you look at the paeople who were downing them in the first place like:
And they roll their eyes and leave.
You now know you’ve won.
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS MY MOTHER GOT ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY WHAT WHAT WHAT
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
The last one had me crying
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads