I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS
If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL
when attractive people have low standards
i guess you could call me romantic
I know how to ask a boy to prom now
Some of the very best subtitles
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
MAKE IT STOP OMG